3 hours ago  +  589 notes via )
tagged as:  #i just started watching this show and it is the funniest fucking shit in the world  #china IL

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously 

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week
3 hours ago  +  95,634 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #FUCKING KICKBALL  #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD DURING KICKBALL

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

3 hours ago  +  17,958 notes  ( source, via )

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

3 hours ago  +  26,636 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #''why are you eating the crust first?''  #''why are you eating the outside of the cookie first?''  #''are you gonna eat that last piece?''  #I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING PUNKS

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

15 hours ago  +  125,178 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #this made me think of jackson

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

15 hours ago  +  114,491 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #WHAT THE SHIT

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

15 hours ago  +  3,903 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #never

da bae 

Read More

15 hours ago  +  4 notes
tagged as:  #adventures in college with alexis

Say Anything
Do Better
Say Anything

eiidolon:

Do Better by Say Anything

And it’s disgusting how little that you try.
The existential equivalence of pink eye.

16 hours ago  +  1,742 notes  ( source, via )

rightin-the-childhood:

This show is why I have issues

16 hours ago  +  34,072 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #tw horror  #courage the cowardly dog